La déconne: Blagues et Images

[Guilbar]

Y'en a bien qui écrivent à TF1 pour avoir une consultation de Dr House !!

Authentique aussi , la lettre de réponse du service com' de TF1 est disponible sur le net... 

[LeoAnderson]

Déjà, pour regarder tf1...

[wanou]

Déjà, pour regarder tf1...

Suis d'accord ! Que d'la Me***

[le corse]

[NiNi]

  au corse

[flap]

au corse

pas mieux !

et pourtant ça pourrait être pire !

[guillaumev]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4118/imageknq.jpg

Ce garçon est en virée pour 15 jours.
Il est drôle non?

[VikOnOff]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4118/imageknq.jpg

Ce garçon est en virée pour 15 jours.
Il est drôle non?

 


MV a du prévoir comme Metzeler un village de motards... en détresse.

[gulacy]

au corse

pas mieux !

De même!   

[flap]

Triumph c'est anglais
certaines bonnes blagues aussi ...

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is  so
old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should  have separate
bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged  husband may over-exert
himself if they spend the entire night together.

After  the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected
knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and  there is
Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. All goes well,  Roger takes
leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After  a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's
Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny  consents.
When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a  fond good night
and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again,  but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is back
again, rapping on the door and  is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
'action'. And, once more  they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his  young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you  can perform so well and so often. You
are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here
already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

[Nico7469]

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merci

chaque jour qui passe je découvre que j'ai une nouvelle femme et une nouvelle maitresse


trop cool !!!!

[margerin]

veinard

tu devrais en parler à léo........

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veinard

tu devrais en parler à léo........

ah oui !

bonne idée !

[NiNi]

 
http://www.riretoutseul.com/photo/humour/2331-photoshop-fail/